It is 9.54am. Number Three and I been up for four hours. He’s going through a phase (or so I keep telling The Bavarian, who is losing his reason will all the recent toddler-induced early mornings). As well as causing incredibly early wakefulness, this phase includes trying to eat anything and everything.  1. Toilet cleaner… Continue reading Things My Toddler Has Eaten Or Tried To Eat Today